Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Ja oder Nein?


 1 Fired a gun – yes, dear. This is Montana.
 2 Gone on a blind date – yes, ages ago.
 3 Watched someone give birth – yes.
 4 Watched someone die – unfortunately, yes.
 5 Visited Canada – yes, our neighbor to the north.
 6 Visited Hawaii – no, but I've heard of this fabled land where it's always warm.
 7 Visited Las Vegas – yep. It's between here and there.
 8 Visited Asia – No. Does Europe count?
 9 Visited Africa – No. Does Ireland count?
10 Visited Florida – no -- too hot. Too many giant bugs. 
11 Visited Mexico – Tijuana.
12 Visited Australia – No, that would be a really long way to go.
13 Seen the Grand Canyon in person – Yes.
14 Flown in a helicopter – Yes. It was like riding a dragonfly.
15 Flown in an airplane – yes and have piloted my own.
16 Served on a jury – once.
17 Visited L.A – You bet. Hollywood!
18 Been to New York City – I love the Big Apple. Would go again.
19 Cried yourself to sleep – yes.
20 Recently colored with pencils - no
21 Sang karaoke – no, but I always sing at the Uke Jam.
22 Paid for a meal with coins only – no.
23 Made prank phone calls – no. Are you twelve?
24 Laughed so much you cried – yes.
25 Caught a snowflake on your tongue – rite of passage in Montana.
26 Had children – yes, but you don't get to keep them.
27 Had a pet – always.
28 Been skinny dipping – no
29 Rappelled down a building / cliff – certainly not. Where are the stairs?
30 Been downhill skiing – yes and I was bad at it. Walked down the bunny hill.
31 Been water skiing – I prefer to stay in the boat.
32 Been camping in a tent – Yes and without one too.
33 Driven a motorcycle – yes. Does an ATV count. I love that thing.
34 Jumped out of a plane – seriously no.
35 Gone to a drive-in movie – those were the days. Yes.
36 Done something that could have killed you – oh yes. Amazed I lived this long.
37 Done something that you regret – regret is a waste of time.
38 Rode an elephant – no. Been to town and seen the elephant though.
39 Rode a camel – Montana had wild camels for a while, but no.
40 Eaten just cookies or cake or ice cream for dinner – yes. And frosting.
41 Been on TV – yes.
42 Been in newspapers – yes.
43 Stolen any traffic signs – no and why?
44 Been in a car accident – Yes. Alas.
45 Stayed in Hospital – yes.
46 Donated blood – no
47 Had to pay a fine in the past 12 months – No.
48 Gotten a piercing – no.
49 Gotten a tattoo – sure. Evidence of a misspent youth.
50 Driven a standard car – yes.
51 Ever owned your dream car – in my youth.
52 Been Married – yes.
53 Been divorced - not yet.


Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Ukulele Notes and Tab

Because -- I looked all over the net for this and couldn't find it. Found it for guitar, which didn't help at all.

So -- made my own, and I'm sharing.

You're welcome.

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

Thursday, December 28, 2017