Meme

Haven't done one of these is a long while. Copied from The Dackel Princess.

A is for Age – Old enough to know better. Young enough not to care

B is for Booze – Am working my way through the book DRINKING FRENCH. Have to keep buying ingredients. Who knew such a thing as Chartreuse existed.

C is for Career – Writer. Photographer

D is for Dad - My favorite is watching my husband be one. 

E is for Essential Item Sense of humor

F is for Favorite Song Memories - Maroon 5 

G is for Goof off I’m a writer. Staring into space is a required activity

H is for Hometown – Home is where the heart is.

I is for Instrument Ukulele! 

J is for Jam  Lemon curd.

K is for Kid My best accomplishment is raising a decent human being.

L is for Living as opposed to … 

M is for Mom’s name – Annie.

N is for Names Just don’t call me late for supper.

O is for overnight hospital stays – More than one, unfortunately.

P is for Phobias – Don’t think anything rises to the level of phobia, but you can mark me down as just generally nervous.

Q is for Quote “Courage is the price life exacts for granting peace.” Amelia Earhart.

R is for Relationship To everyone now is six feet and a mask. Thank-you.

S is for Sibling – 1.

T is for Texas Lived in San Antonio for a while. Learned to LOVE Cajun food. 

U is for Unique We all are in some way or another.

V is for Vegetable you love – Artichoke.

W is for Worst Political news. Can barely stand to read it anymore.

X – is for X-rays I had a pair of X-ray glasses when I was a kid. Geeky little me.

Y is for Yummy Recently discovered a blended Scotch that is just that.

Z is for Zodiac sign – Leo with Sagittarius rising.

Ja oder Nein?

 1 Fired a gun – yes, dear. This is Montana.

 2 Gone on a blind date – yes, ages ago.

 3 Watched someone give birth – yes.

 4 Watched someone die – unfortunately, yes.

 5 Visited Canada – yes, our neighbor to the north.

 6 Visited Hawaii – no, but I've heard of this fabled land where it's always warm.

 7 Visited Las Vegas – yep. It's between here and there.

 8 Visited Asia – No. Does Europe count?

 9 Visited Africa – No. Does Ireland count?

10 Visited Florida – no -- too hot. Too many giant bugs. 

11 Visited Mexico – Tijuana.

12 Visited Australia – No, that would be a really long way to go.

13 Seen the Grand Canyon in person – Yes.

14 Flown in a helicopter – Yes. It was like riding a dragonfly.

15 Flown in an airplane – yes and have piloted my own.

16 Served on a jury – once.

17 Visited L.A – You bet. Hollywood!

18 Been to New York City – I love the Big Apple. Would go again.

19 Cried yourself to sleep – yes.

20 Recently colored with pencils - no

21 Sang karaoke – no, but I always sing at the Uke Jam.

22 Paid for a meal with coins only – no.

23 Made prank phone calls – no. Are you twelve?

24 Laughed so much you cried – yes.

25 Caught a snowflake on your tongue – rite of passage in Montana.

26 Had children – yes, but you don't get to keep them.

27 Had a pet – always.

28 Been skinny dipping – no

29 Rappelled down a building / cliff – certainly not. Where are the stairs?

30 Been downhill skiing – yes and I was bad at it. Walked down the bunny hill.

31 Been water skiing – I prefer to stay in the boat.

32 Been camping in a tent – Yes and without one too.

33 Driven a motorcycle – yes. Does an ATV count. I love that thing.

34 Jumped out of a plane – seriously no.

35 Gone to a drive-in movie – those were the days. Yes.

36 Done something that could have killed you – oh yes. Amazed I lived this long.

37 Done something that you regret – regret is a waste of time.

38 Rode an elephant – no. Been to town and seen the elephant though.

39 Rode a camel – Montana had wild camels for a while, but no.

40 Eaten just cookies or cake or ice cream for dinner – yes. And frosting.

41 Been on TV – yes.

42 Been in newspapers – yes.

43 Stolen any traffic signs – no and why?

44 Been in a car accident – Yes. Alas.

45 Stayed in Hospital – yes.

46 Donated blood – no

47 Had to pay a fine in the past 12 months – No.

48 Gotten a piercing – no.

49 Gotten a tattoo – sure. Evidence of a misspent youth.

50 Driven a standard car – yes.

51 Ever owned your dream car – in my youth.

52 Been Married – yes.

53 Been divorced - not yet.

Virus

Don't you hate it when something goes viral and you're the last one on earth to know?

In case you missed it.

Where have you been!?

May we present - ta-daa -

Honey Badger.

The viral video.

The Facts.

Must of been my early flu shot.

The Winds of November

Greetings Earthlings,

Been a while.

Between French, eye surgery and the blizzard of the century, I've been absent.

Thought I'd splash back with a meme 'cuz I haven't had one in a while.

Party on.

love always,

Your Space Cadet


Unconscious Mutterings.

Emotional :: Been there.

Bite :: absent the obvious -- turkey dinner

Get off my :: cloud. Rock On.

Heroic :: days in everyday life.

Clothing :: never warm enough this time of year.

Home :: is where the heart is, if the fire's hot enough.

Spelling :: shirley u gest.

Attitude :: yeah, I got one.

Argument :: not now, I'm tired.

Satan :: is in the details, or so they tell me.


And now, I'm off to make stuffing one-eyed, which is not the same as one-eyed stuffing and a whole other story entire.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Snakes in Reverse

Haven't done this one in a while. Thursday Thunks

1. Have you ever wondered why snakes can't slither backwards?

No, I haven't. I didn't know that. I looked it up. I knew they could climb poles and swim. And now I have thought more about snakes than I ever wanted.

2. Is divorce contagious?

No, but it is terminal.

3. Do you enjoy hiking?

Well, yeah. This is Montana and if I didn't, they'd usher me to the border and slam the door behind.

4. Is there a color of a shirt a man should just never wear?

I don't care for puce.

5. Have you read a news story this week that just made your blood boil?

Yes. If the ocean is destroyed, the rest of Earth won't be far behind.

6. Do you keep old business cards or name tags from companies you have worked for?

Hell no. Once I say AMF, we're done.

7. If you could save an endangered species, which one would it be?

Tigers. I like tigers.

8. When is it warm enough outside for you to start wearing shorts?

70s.

9. Have you ever broken a window?

No, but I want to. When I became a EMT/Fireman, they gave me a brass tool designed to break car windows and so far, all I've had to do was open the door. I want to break a window.

10. Do dogs in your neighborhood howl when they hear sirens from police cars or fire trucks?

Well, I'm usually in the fire truck, so I don't know what the dogs are doing. People point and stare though.

11. Have you tried doing something as an adult that you used to be able to do as a kid?

I momentarily contemplated going horseback riding this weekend, but quickly came to my senses remembering how so NOT fun traction splints are.

Think I'll just stay home and break a window.

TGIF

Haven't done this for awhile. Friday Fill-Ins.

1. I am so looking forward to vacation this year -- IRELAND!

2. Sometime later, you'll get what you want.

3. When you get to heaven, hold a place for me.

4. Living is a big part of my life.

5. If you need anything, get up and get it yourself.

6. Love a trip.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a Val Kilmer dvd, tomorrow my plans include house cleaning and Sunday, I want to drive around the lake for a photo shoot!

Friday Fill-Ins

1. I remember, I remember Mama.

No, wait, old movie title.

I remember, I remember when sirens in the night meant someone else had to get up.

2. Dear Kiddo, I want you to know I'm proud of you.

But remember, once you get to Europe, never offer an Irishman a ride, unless he is really cute and will marry you first.

3. Is that my pen!!???

Give it back.

4. I'm trying to resist the temptation of Godiva.

But what fun is that?

5. I'm saving a kiss just for you!

6. If I made a birthday list a trip to the ocean would definitely be on it!!!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to errand day being over, tomorrow my plans include being the only medical person on duty for the community, and Sunday, I want to relax!

Thursday's Meme

Thursday Thunker's Week! Take Two
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by THE THURSDAY THUNKERS!!!!!

We are picking up where we left off last week, which explains why we are starting with #21 instead of #1.

21. How many states have you been in?

Well, if you count confusion and indecision ... about 10.

22. If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called?

Miss. (Stole that answer from my husband.)

23. You see the one person who you absolutely despise. If you were guaranteed that he/she couldn't say or do anything back to you.... What would you do??

Nothing. I'd still have to live with myself.

24. How many states are to the right of you? And don’t give us a map to look at.

Most of them.

25. You can go anywhere in the world for free. Where are you?

Ireland.

26. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

One.

27. Are you a boxing fan? Do you think there will be a rematch of the Hatton-Pacquiao fight?

No and don't know.

28. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?

Green roast beef.

29. Is it cloudy right now?

No.

30. What is your dream job?

A ton of money for what I'm doing right now.

31. Someone gives you a $500 gift card to WalMart or Target. What are you going to buy?

Toilet paper.

32. When you were little, what did you want to be "when you grow up"? And, how much different is your occupation now from where you thought it would be when you were younger?

For the longest time, I wanted to be a cowboy. I am not a cowboy.

33. what was your favorite toy as a child?

Battery operated airplane cockpit.

34. How do you think these things up??

I stare into space until the idea fairy drops something on my head.

35. Why do you think so many "fake" veterans get away with pretending? Why don't people question them more (especially the media who eats up their stories?)

I've never heard of fake veterans.

36. What is the last place you had a good cry and why?

I cried at Gran Torino 'cuz Clint died.

37. What do you mean?

Just what I said.

38. Which Sesame Street Character do you relate with the most and why?

I like Beaker on the Muppets.

39. What song one would you listen to over and over if you absolutely had to?

None.

40. Did you ever make what you believed at the time to be a horrible mistake - that in hindsight turned out to lead you on the best path in your life?

No, usually horrible is as horrible turns out.

41. If you could change one thing on your person, what would it be?

I'd be tanner.

42. What’s your favorite show to watch on television nowadays?

I don't have TV access anymore. Whatever is going on on television is doing so without benefit of me.

43. Do you believe there is life after death?

Sure in the energy can't not be created or destroyed kinda way. Having life before death is more important.

Questions

Thursday Thunker's Week!

Welcome to the May 21st version of Thursday Thunks!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by THE THURSDAY THUNKERS!!!!!

These questions were submitted by last week's Thursday Thunk's participants!

1. Have you seen the new Star Trek movie, and if so what did you think?

I thought it was okay -- like I said here.

2. Which popular sitcom character (past or present) are you most like?

I've had a few Lucy and Ethel moments.

3. What kind of dreams do you have?

Night time ones.

4. Bugger it. Go get a tattoo and come back. Right, now answer me this, what ees eet?

Have a look.

5. Do you think you could be on American Idol with the singing voice you have now without any voice training?

No.

6. How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A chucking lot.

7. If you were a tree in a Dr. Seuss book, what would you look like?

I'd be yellow with blue branches.

8. Twilight? I'm addicted/Who cares/What the hell is Twilight?

Who cares.

9. Do you think Kimber and Berleen do a dube while writing these questions?

Quite possibly. Wonder why we're never invited?

10. What the worst injury you've ever had?

Torsion injury from the seat belt in a car wreck.

11. What is your favorite dessert?

Warm brownie with vanilla ice cream.

12. What do you prefer...beach or mountains?

Ocean. OCEAN. OCEAN.

13. What movie have you seen that still make you cry?

Seabiscuit. Steel Magnolias.

I cried during a Star Trek commercial once.

I am a big baby.

14. Why are you making me submit a question? Are you too lazy to think of one yourself?

Why are you asking me this?

15. how often do you do laundry?

When all the clothes get dirty.

16. What is your favorite movie of all time, and why?

I'm a screenwriter. I like almost every movie. I don't think I can pick one. If you asked my father, he would say my favorite movie is THE WIZARD OF OZ because I made him watch it every year. Oh! I wish I had thought of this for my question: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Well, are you?

17. If you won a million dollars in the lottery, would you keep working?

I'd keep writing, but, of course, I'd be doing it from my beach house with a half-nude barman bringing me Mojitos.

18. If there was a war of the gummies, would you be on the gummi bear side or the gummi worm side?

I prefer chocolate.

19. What's your favorite comic strip?

Pearls Before Swine.

20. Close your eyes… imagine you are in the perfect room/place… describe it.

I can hear the ocean.

Thinking on Thursday

Thursday Thunks

1. You are at the store when suddenly 2 men walk in with guns and rob the place. Are you the hero, quiet & follow the rules type, or try to make a run for it?

This is Montana. Everyone in the store draws their weapon and fires back.

2. Do you like Twizzlers?

I prefer chocolate.

3. Are you a YouTube watcher?

I am a rip the audio of YouTube for free music doer.

4. When a auto glass store calls you and asks if you have a chip or crack in your windshield, what do you tell them?

Who gave you this number?

5. What is the age difference between you and your father?

Not enough, apparently. Three times in one day, whilst I was driving my father to his errands downtown, people mistook me for his wife. I was not amused.

23.

6. Have you ever tried to find the end of a rainbow?

Well, it seemed so close.

7. Camping - recreational vehicle or tent?

Ha! Tent? What kind of sissyboots do you take me for? Last time I camped I was lucky to have a sleeping bag.

8. Have you ever had to call 9-1-1?

I am the person they send when you call 9-1-1.

9. Who is your favorite blog in the Thursday Thunk bloggers to visit?

Big Jim and the twins always make me laugh over at Bud Weiser's.

10. How long do you think you could live locked in your house on the food that you have on hand right now?

Tonight.

11. Pepper - shaker or grinder?

Grind it, baby.

12. What state (or country if you are not in the US) is 2 states west of you?

Washington.

13. What color do you believe you look best in?

Blue.

and once again... next week is Thursday Thunkers Questions... so....

14. What is your question submission for next week?

If a sexist Man is called a pig, what is a sexist Woman called?

TGIF

1. Apples are to oranges as fruit flies are to nuts.

2. Poppets are contagious and that's all I have to say about that.

3. I think I hear my mother calling.

4. Irish flag.

5. Do what you want to do, but keep it down.

6. The Sandman is coming and behind him was a Radio Flyer wagon; in the wagon was a bucket filled with beach.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to party hearty, tomorrow my plans include visitors and Sunday, I want to see the new flowers!

Thinking on Thursday

1. Why the heck did you come back this week to do this meme?

To see how Bud Wiser works the twins into every question.

2. Ever whiten your teeth?

Nah.

3. Do you drive the speed limit?

Yes I was, Officer.

4. Did the dog eat your homework?

And the next day he was dead, but what can you do?

5. How many bites does it take to get to the center of a watermelon?

None if you don't like watermelon.

6. Did you eat paint chips as a child?

No, but I once stuck my mother's car key into the electric outlet.

7. If someone rang your doorbell/knocked on your door at 1am, would you answer it?

Alas, yes. We're part of the fire department.

8. "Amazingly Smooth" makes you think of what?

Thighs.

9. What was the last stupid thing someone said to you?

Do you want cheese on those fries? Sure, I'll take a stroke with my heart attack.

10. Would you eat a stick of butter for $100?

What else you got?

11. Find the nearest fabric tab, not counting your clothing you are wearing. What does it say the object is made of and where was it made?

100% cotton. USA. Child of a union man.

12. What is the strangest name you've ever heard someone name their child?

Well, I told kiddo she was lucky I'd never seen an Amarllsis before she was born or I'da named her that and swore it was a fine old Southern name because I thought it might sound exotic when yelled over the back fence.

Aamarllll-ssssssss, time to come home.

13. Why is some toilet paper really soft and others are really hard?

Why is the sky blue. Because it is, that's why.

Saturday Night Special

From Saturday Six.

1. What’s the most exciting thing you have planned for this weekend?

Wolverine.

2. What is the most exciting adventure you’ve ever been part of?

Moving to Montana. Moving to Texas. Moving back to Montana.

3. A friend offers you the chance to go skydiving: you’ll be strapped to a professional skydiver who will actually operate the parachute for the two of you, so all you have to worry about is the experience itself. Would you take your friend up on the offer?

Hell no.

4. How long has it been since you tried a completely different cuisine?

Couple of months.

5. Take the quiz: Is Your Life Boring?

That's probably the definition of Yes, Your Life Is Boring.

6. What is the biggest fear you feel you have definitely overcome?

Driving through Hell's Intersection.

Thursday Thunks

1. If you could sky write anything you wanted, what would it be?

2. Did you get drunk at your prom?

I did not go to the prom. I have been drunk.

3. What is your favorite spice to use cooking?

Garlic.

4. What color is your roof?

Green.

5. In a land far, far away I live by the sea.

6. In the Miss USA pageant, Miss California was asked; "Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?" and her answer was; "Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman," Carrie said to a mix of boos and applause. "No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman." Do you think that cost her the crown?

Well, I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other and, um, in my country, and in my family, I think that I believe bigots should go down hard.

7. Do you watch Miss USA/Miss America pageants?

No.

8. Have you ever driven/ridden on a tractor?

Yep.

9. For the parents - what cartoon/children show did your child watch obsessively?

I don't remember. It's all a blur now.

10. If I set a level on your living room floor - would it show that it was level?

No. But I'm always on the level.

11. What was the last restaurant you ate at?

Mediterranean Grill celebrating 35 years of marital bliss. I had lamb.

12. What's the picture on your wall calendar for this month?

Field of tulips.

I had to get up and walk across the office to look because the calendar is hidden behind a map of Ireland and I found it wasn't even on the right month.

13. Are you superstitious?

It'd be bad luck to answer.

14. If I get into your car and turn on the radio - what type of radio station will I hear?

Have you ever heard of iPod? I've no idea where the radio is set anymore. No, wait, it's set on PBS because I am a closet intellectual.

15. Would you rather wake up with a snake in your bed or a lizard?

Are those the only choices? How 'bout a puppy or Jake Gyllenhaal?

16. Do you think schools have changed at all since the Columbine tragedy 10 years ago?

Schools have changed. Children haven't.

Thursday Thunks

1. Recently Berleen and I discovered the allure of the Twilight series. Have you ever been sucked in to the latest "thing"? (Like Harry Potter, the movie Titanic, social networking, etc. etc. etc.)

kiddo told me last week, we were on Twitter before it was cool. Yes and no. We're on there all right. Was it ever cool? Doubtful. Will someone tell Ashton Kutcher his time is up?

2. What software do you use for your email?

Thunderbird.

3. Are you comfortable being nude?

Yep.

4. What is something you plan on doing this summer?

Ocean. Ocean. Ocean.

5. Do you have a favorite movie/book quote? If so, what is it?

"The difference between writers and people who write is the difference between bullfighters and bullshitters." Screenwriting From The Soul -- Richard Krevolin

6. How many email addresses do you have?

More than enough.

7. Is the sky falling?

No, just leaking a little.

8. Have you been to the Grand Canyon?

Why, yes I have, on a trip with my parents when I was a skinny young thing. I still remember people bailing out of their cars to run to the edge and look in. No. Really. It's a hole in the ground and it's not going anywhere. What's the rush?

Had a similar experience on the boat that shuffles tourists out to the Statue of Liberty. As we motor close, suddenly everyone runs to the side facing the statue. I'm left clinging to the oft rail muttering a Hail Mary.

Holy Mother of God, don't let idiots sink this boat. Amen.

No. Really. It's a gigantic metal sculpture. She's got feet but no legs. She is not going anywhere. What's the rush?

I detect a trend.

As I have mentioned before, I am the slowest moving on my team of First Responders. Experience has taught me, this is not always a bad thing, as first on the scene is most likely to be electrocuted, shot, yelled at or barfed on. If it sorts out that way, I am content to follow along, assuring no safety hazard goes unexamined.

Which is my way of dealing with -- if life hands you lemons, hand them back and ask for a Coke.

Apparently, people have been swooshing by me for a long time. What is the rush?

9. When was the last time you mailed a hand written letter?

Back when kiddo was a just a wee college girl, and I was desperately, hopefully, unsuccessfully trying to convince her of the loveliness of a hand written letter.

Been a while.

Weird Wednesday

From Wednesday Weirdness

1.) What condiment goes best with french fries?

Ketchup. Although, Ranch dressing ain't bad.

2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality?

Green Tabasco sauce.

3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to?

Nope. Neither would I ask that of someone.

4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

Chocolate. But, sometimes, peanut butter and jelly on white bread is exactly what I want.

5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

No, thank-you. Being a First Responder, I know how easily that creeps up on a person.

6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to?

I like my eyes the way they are.

7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family?

I've been both at different times. Change-up is my best pitch.

Yes, James dear, I've been waiting for this.

Inside the Actors Studio meme from Saturday 9.

The host of the famous Bravo series, James Lipton asks guests these 10 questions.

1. What is your favorite word?

Love.

2. What is your least favorite word?

No.

3. What turns you on, creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?

Freedom.

4. What turns you off?

Negativity.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Shit.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Kiddo's laughter.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Chain Saws.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Painter.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Dental Hygienist.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You did a good job, honey.

Thursday's Meme

1. The last flight of stairs you walked up/down - were the carpeted?

Student Union at MSU Bozeman. I love these stairs. They're marble and a track has been worn down the middle by countless feet of countless young people on their way to higher education (or in a hurry to get back to the beer party at the dorm.)

2. Green or purple grapes?

Green.

3. Do you like Peeps?

I prefer chocolate.

4. The smell of Vicks - like it?

Funny you should ask. We had a medical call last night and the patient started barfing almost as soon as we came in sight. I don't take that personally. After the ambulance carried the patient away, we were standing in the yard, debriefing the call and one said, I need to get a little jar of that smelly stuff. I said, I have some, feel free next time. In fact, the Vicks jar fell out of my jump kit when I was searching for a barf bag. Our third partner said he'd never heard about that. Yep, I says. Mentholatum works. Vicks is better.

So, yeah, I like the smell of Vicks, because sometimes it is better than the alternative.

5. Do you put decorative cling-ons on your windows for different holidays?

No.

6. Finish the sentence - I spent too much money on ________ .

Poppets.

But I love them.

7. Which celebrity should be flown into outer space or placed on a desert island?

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad and Angelina, (alas, I'd be sad to see him go), Michael Jackson. In space, please, they might be able to swim back from an island.

8. Would you support schools changing the "open" time? Such as 10am - 5pm, for example?

Nah. Make 'em drag their little uneducated kiesters out to the bus at 7:00 AM like the rest of us did. If it was good enough for Grandpa, it's good enough.

9. Do you go fishing?

Yes. Walleye is delicious.

10. What question should we ask next week?

If tomorrow morning is the end of the world, what do you do tonight?

Thursday Thunks

1. You are walking down the road and you look down. There is a bug. Do you step on it?

Probably. Is it ugly?

2. What is one fantasy that you want to come true more than any other?

Rich and famous contract from Hollywood.

3. Someone knocks on your door. Do you look out the window to see who it is before you open it? Do you open it regardless of who it is?

Yes and no.

4. Have you ever eaten Play Doh?

No, but I once ate a dog cookie.

5. What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon as a child?

Beany and Cecil.

6. Are you a "people watcher"?

Yeah.

7. I have a bowl of fruit. There are apples, oranges & pears. You help yourself to one - which one do you choose?

I'd rather have chocolate.

8. What is your biggest pet peeve in the blogging world?

People who think they have the inside scoop on politics.

9. What is one religion that you could just never see yourself joining?

Almost any.

10. What word do you use far too often?

Shit.

11. How long do you spend in the shower?

As long as it takes.

12. If you were to write a personal ad about yourself, what would it say?

Look this way.

13. Your favorite flavor of soup is....?

Chicken noodle.

14. You are sitting on a bench in the park and a bug walks in front of your feet.... do you squash him?

If it looks like it might get on me, heck yeah, I'm going to squash it.

Thursday Thunks

This is a fun meme.

1. This cat - scary or cute?

Scary. Poor thing looks ill.

2. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reproducing again. Good idea or don't care?

I think NASA should put Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston in a rocket and shoot them toward Alpha Centauri.

3. Do you smile at strangers when you make eye contact?

Yea, unless I'm in New York.

4. What percentage of your sarcasm isn't really sarcasm at all?

Since I am no longer a teenager, I am no longer sarcastic.

5. If you were to be a dog breed, which breed would you be?

I'd want to be a terrier so I could do whatever I wanted.

6. Go grab the closest book. Open up to page 27. Whats the 4th sentence?

1. the distant past. 2. an object from the distant past.

7. When's the last time someone put one over on you, told you a story that you totally fell for when it wasn't anywhere near true?

oy. This happens all the time because I never expect anybody to be up to anything, and as one of my EMT partners told me recently, they always are.

8. Ever seen Michael Jackson in person?

ick. Alert NASA, one more passenger for the annoying celebrity mission to Alpha Centauri.

9. Do you have a gut?

I beg your pardon.

10. What is one thing in your kitchen you have too many/too much of?

Dust bunnies.

11. Ever had a colon cleansing?

On purpose, no. Those accidental ones caused by bad Mexican food, yes.