I saw on a news feed -- discover your "Patronus" online. It's a HARRY POTTER thing.
My kiddo was the wrong age, so I missed both Potter and Barney (thank all that's holy) so, I didn't know what a Patronus was, but I wanted one, of course.
So, I went to the site, jumped through all the hoops, took the test and before anyone could say ABRACADABRA, the website floated the answer to me.
My Patronus was a Bassett Hound.
I beg your pardon.
Turns out, I didn't really want one at all.
I'll be returning floppy short legs back to the magic forest from whence he stumbled.