Friday, September 14, 2007

Been A While

From Fond of Snape.

If you could have super powers what would they be and what would you do with them?

I'd like to be able to blink myself around like Jeannie. See an obnoxious #@$% coming ... blink ... adios.

Were you to find yourself stranded on an island with a CD player, what would your top 10 bloggers island discs be?

CD player! Don't you mean my iPod?

Well, stranded with the iPod, I'd have two gigs worth of Jimmy Buffett, Bob Dylan, Janis, John Denver, Peter, Paul and Mary, David Allen Coe, Beatles, Leon Redbone, Nilsson and Kenny G.

If you were a smell what would it be?

A cross between lilac and Guinness.

What bird would you most like to be?

A Blue Heron.

If you were a bird, who's head would you poo on?

Politicians and dog catchers.

Are there any foods that your body craves?

A yoga master told me once that if we would but listen to our bodies, we would not need to diet as our bodies know what they need. My body needs a strawberry milkshake and a cheese burger.

What's your favorite time of year?

I like something about each season.

What's your favorite time of day?

Early morning, with all possibilities still ahead.

If a rest is as good as a change which would you choose?

What I want is a vacation.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 5 people from the past or present who would they be? (Living or deceased.)

Giving dinner parties makes me nervous. How about the 5 people I'd ask to sit in the yard and drink Guinness with me.

1. T J Lynch. Montana boy made good as famous Hollywood screenwriter.

2. Einstein. I'd ask him about that time-traveling thing.

3. My Grandmas. I miss them.

4. Jake Gyllenhaal. I've been thinking about him a lot lately. As I continue to refine my EMT Jump Kit, I've discovered, I must have a CPR mask with me at all times. Whenever someone asks, why do you have so many CPR masks, I say, unless you're Jake Gyllenhaal, you are NOT getting unshielded rescue breathing from me.
Today someone asked me about CPR classes, and I whipped out my CPR mask and told the Jake Gyllenhaal story and this person quipped, "Lucky Jake."

That's right.
5. Amelia Earhart.

Anyone want to play, consider themselves tagged.

1 comment:

  1. "A cross between lilac and Guinness" The question was How can you tell you're in a lesbien bar if blindfolded?

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