After eye surgery, I don't have to wear glasses except to read.
Now, since the eyewear is no longer always perched on my nose, I usually have no idea where they are.
After perusing 153 pair of sunglasses to find the most excellent pair, I lost them in two days.
Back to the store, peruse at least 97 more, purchase 2nd most excellent pair and a leash so they won't go astray.
Picked up new reading glasses. Where are they now? Hanging around my neck.
If you want me, I'll be in the rocking chair on the front porch knitting.