Flashback

So, I'm flashing back to the 60s for a project I'm writing and I came across this again. It still cracks me up.

Of all the choices for President, who is perfect?

NOBODY.

Who lowered taxes?

NOBODY.

Who lowered gas prices?

NOBODY.

Who brought peace to our time?

NOBODY.

Who balanced the budget?

NOBODY.

Who loves you when you're down and out?

NOBODY.

Who bakes apple pie better than Mom?

NOBODY. 

Nobody for President.

Brought to you, of course, by Nobody's Fool, Wavy Gravy.

  Rock On.