1 Fired a
gun – yes, dear. This is Montana.
2 Gone on a
blind date – yes, ages ago.
3 Watched
someone give birth – yes.
4 Watched
someone die – unfortunately, yes.
5 Visited
Canada – yes, our neighbor to the north.
6 Visited
Hawaii – no, but I've heard of this fabled land where it's always warm.
7 Visited
Las Vegas – yep. It's between here and there.
8 Visited
Asia – No. Does Europe count?
9 Visited
Africa – No. Does Ireland count?
10 Visited
Florida – no -- too hot. Too many giant bugs.
11 Visited
Mexico – Tijuana.
12 Visited
Australia – No, that would be a really long way to go.
13 Seen the
Grand Canyon in person – Yes.
14 Flown in
a helicopter – Yes. It was like riding a dragonfly.
15 Flown in an
airplane – yes and have piloted my own.
16 Served on
a jury – once.
17 Visited
L.A – You bet. Hollywood!
18 Been to
New York City – I love the Big Apple. Would go again.
19 Cried
yourself to sleep – yes.
20 Recently
colored with pencils - no
21 Sang
karaoke – no, but I always sing at the Uke Jam.
22 Paid for
a meal with coins only – no.
23 Made
prank phone calls – no. Are you twelve?
24 Laughed
so much you cried – yes.
25 Caught a
snowflake on your tongue – rite of passage in Montana.
26 Had
children – yes, but you don't get to keep them.
27 Had a pet
– always.
28 Been
skinny dipping – no
29 Rappelled down a building / cliff – certainly not. Where are the stairs?
30 Been
downhill skiing – yes and I was bad at it. Walked down the bunny hill.
31 Been
water skiing – I prefer to stay in the boat.
32 Been
camping in a tent – Yes and without one too.
33 Driven a
motorcycle – yes. Does an ATV count. I love that thing.
34 Jumped
out of a plane – seriously no.
35 Gone to a
drive-in movie – those were the days. Yes.
36 Done
something that could have killed you – oh yes. Amazed I lived this long.
37 Done
something that you regret – regret is a waste of time.
38 Rode an
elephant – no. Been to town and seen the elephant though.
39 Rode a
camel – Montana had wild camels for a while, but no.
40 Eaten
just cookies or cake or ice cream for dinner – yes. And frosting.
41 Been on
TV – yes.
42 Been in
newspapers – yes.
43 Stolen
any traffic signs – no and why?
44 Been in a
car accident – Yes. Alas.
45 Stayed in
Hospital – yes.
46 Donated
blood – no
47 Had to
pay a fine in the past 12 months – No.
48 Gotten a
piercing – no.
49 Gotten a
tattoo – sure. Evidence of a misspent youth.
50 Driven a
standard car – yes.
51 Ever
owned your dream car – in my youth.
52 Been
Married – yes.
53 Been
divorced - not yet.