Ja oder Nein?

 1 Fired a gun – yes, dear. This is Montana.

 2 Gone on a blind date – yes, ages ago.

 3 Watched someone give birth – yes.

 4 Watched someone die – unfortunately, yes.

 5 Visited Canada – yes, our neighbor to the north.

 6 Visited Hawaii – no, but I've heard of this fabled land where it's always warm.

 7 Visited Las Vegas – yep. It's between here and there.

 8 Visited Asia – No. Does Europe count?

 9 Visited Africa – No. Does Ireland count?

10 Visited Florida – no -- too hot. Too many giant bugs. 

11 Visited Mexico – Tijuana.

12 Visited Australia – No, that would be a really long way to go.

13 Seen the Grand Canyon in person – Yes.

14 Flown in a helicopter – Yes. It was like riding a dragonfly.

15 Flown in an airplane – yes and have piloted my own.

16 Served on a jury – once.

17 Visited L.A – You bet. Hollywood!

18 Been to New York City – I love the Big Apple. Would go again.

19 Cried yourself to sleep – yes.

20 Recently colored with pencils - no

21 Sang karaoke – no, but I always sing at the Uke Jam.

22 Paid for a meal with coins only – no.

23 Made prank phone calls – no. Are you twelve?

24 Laughed so much you cried – yes.

25 Caught a snowflake on your tongue – rite of passage in Montana.

26 Had children – yes, but you don't get to keep them.

27 Had a pet – always.

28 Been skinny dipping – no

29 Rappelled down a building / cliff – certainly not. Where are the stairs?

30 Been downhill skiing – yes and I was bad at it. Walked down the bunny hill.

31 Been water skiing – I prefer to stay in the boat.

32 Been camping in a tent – Yes and without one too.

33 Driven a motorcycle – yes. Does an ATV count. I love that thing.

34 Jumped out of a plane – seriously no.

35 Gone to a drive-in movie – those were the days. Yes.

36 Done something that could have killed you – oh yes. Amazed I lived this long.

37 Done something that you regret – regret is a waste of time.

38 Rode an elephant – no. Been to town and seen the elephant though.

39 Rode a camel – Montana had wild camels for a while, but no.

40 Eaten just cookies or cake or ice cream for dinner – yes. And frosting.

41 Been on TV – yes.

42 Been in newspapers – yes.

43 Stolen any traffic signs – no and why?

44 Been in a car accident – Yes. Alas.

45 Stayed in Hospital – yes.

46 Donated blood – no

47 Had to pay a fine in the past 12 months – No.

48 Gotten a piercing – no.

49 Gotten a tattoo – sure. Evidence of a misspent youth.

50 Driven a standard car – yes.

51 Ever owned your dream car – in my youth.

52 Been Married – yes.

53 Been divorced - not yet.