Coping With Solitude

DISCLAIMER: I know the Coronavirus Pandemic is serious. People are suffering and dying. There is nothing funny about that. However …

Like everyone else stuck at home with internet access, I have thought up three ways to keep busy while waiting out the disaster.

1. Practice French braiding your hair.

Corey O'Brien

I have watched 100 YouTube videos of young girls with thick flowing locks instructing the rest of us on how to do this. So easy, they say.

meh.

2. Depending on availability and climate, enjoy the sun. It’s spring. Even Montana’s been giving us a break.

2b. If you have a dog, play with him. He’s probably wondering why you’re sitting around the house so much. There’s a chance the dog will remember the Coronavirus Pandemic 2020 as the fetch marathon between cold-cold and out-out.

3. Write a screenplay.

I saw this one on multiple other websites and I have to say, think again. 

It’s not just that among the things the world doesn’t need is a thousand more spec scripts; it’s that there are easier, faster and cheaper ways to break your heart.

But I won’t stay don’t, because even now I’m waiting out film festival notification for a couple of my scripts. Although the festival has been postponed, the announcement day was still today, but apparently not today at 8 AM which is when I started checking the website.

We’re living in interesting times, friends. 

Last week, staring at the empty toilet paper shelves in Albertsons, I found myself having a conversation about bidets with a stranger in overalls and a gun brand gimme cap. 

Interesting times.

Good luck. Keep warm. Stay safe.



-- THIS JUST IN --

Finished as a Finalist with a horror script,

WOLF CON.