5 useless bits of trivia, that you know, or find interesting.Mules are sterile.
You have to get a goat pregnant before she'll give you milk.
(Sounds like the date from hell, doesn't it?)
If you whistle, a mule deer will stop and listen. An elk will run.Dryer lint makes good fire starter.
I know why giving oxygen to someone with emphysema will make them stop breathing, which is less useless trivia, more scare-the-crap-out-of-you fact.
5 things you did to celebrate Easter.
Did not go to church.
Worshipped at the altar of the ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-BUFFET.
Drank Mimosas.
Went to the movies.
Did this on Christmas Day too. Amazing the number of heathens one can meet this way.
5 songs stuck in your head, right at the moment your posting this.
"I'm A Good Old Rebel" by Hoyt Axton
How could a person have five songs stuck in her head at one time? One stuck song is more than enough, thank-you.
I'm a good old rebel, now that's just what I am.5 of your pet’s names.
For this Yankee nation, I do not give a damn.
I'm glad I fought agin her,
I only wish we'd won.
I ain't ask any pardon, for anything I done.
Gracie, Lil, Maggie, Lucy, Duchess.
5 sounds you hear right now.
Two heater fans
Well, that drowns out everything else.
Find this meme here.
About the goats--not always true. Occasionally a goat will give milk spontaneously. Dunno why. Maybe it's the influence of the other female goats' hormones or something.
ReplyDeleteAnyone waiting for a goat to spontaneously lactate is going to be thirsty for quite a while.
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