Thinking on Thursday

1. What kind of dryer sheets do you use?

Snuggle

2. How many times a week do you eat out/order in?

Twice. Gym days when I'm awfully tempted to snarf a Big Mac.

3. What did you do the night of your high school graduation?

Went home with my parents.

4. So Octomom is rumored to have been offered a million bucks to do a porno. Would you do it for a million?

Nope.

5. If your child was born with an extra finger or toe, would you have it surgically removed?

Depends on if the child was half Martian, if so, an extra finger or toe would be a normal occurrence.

6. What was the last movie you saw?

Some straight to video Val Kilmer/Russian/horror thing.

7. I wanna buy you a dozen roses, what color should they be?

Lavender.

8. You are walking across the street, you are not quite half way when a speeding car comes... you have to run to get out of its way, which direction do you run?

Opposite the direction of the car.

9. Tell us about a time when you were invited over somewhere and had the most awful time.

We were invited to a coworkers for Thanksgiving. Dearest said he'd go only if I made the dressing. The hostess agreed -- she had never heard of such a thing as dressing. Unfortunate hint of things to come. Made the dressing, brought to hostess, she said - go mingle, I did, she put dressing in a pot next to the turkey where it turned into little corn bread charcoals. Dearest glared through entire meal. We left when we noticed the family doberman stalking us.

10. You open your front door and there is a box with a puppy in it... what do you do?

Celebrate. I'd love a puppy. Give Naughtiest Puppy in The World, Another Bad Dog, Gracie, someone else to play with.

From Thursday Thunks.