You don't complain about the cold because you know it's killing the pine beetles.
Yeah, well, I don't know how the pine beetles are doing, but I responded to a car wreck the other night and just about froze off all my exposed parts.
I'm inordinately fond of some of those exposed parts.
Speaking of cold --
Put a load of wash in the dryer. Got distracted. PUPPY. Forgot to turn on dryer. Came back later. Wash FROZEN SOLID in dryer.
Baby, it's cold inside.
Froze in the dryer? OMG that is definitely beyond cold. There should be another word for that kind of negative temp.
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