Manic Monday

If you could choose only two movies to watch ever again, what would they be?

Wizard Of Oz and Dirty Harry.

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Feel lucky punk?

What have you found to be the best way to relieve tension?

Rum.

If you went to a beach and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and go swimming?

First I'd have a good look around, and stare until I either had a heart attack or barfed.

Would you swim nude?

Well, I have gone nude in the hot tub at the gym in the ladies room, and considered myself daring. Then one day, a naked older woman felt faint, staggered as she climbed out of the tub, sat down suddenly on the edge, and slumped over. And there I was, also naked, minding my own business, and I thought, oh glory, I'm going to have to resuscitate a naked old lady and when the paramedics get here, we're gonna look like a scene from bad lesbian porn. Luckily, she recovered without my naked assistance, but now I think about that every time I see the hot tub on the way to the steam room where I keep to myself.