A Few Friday Memes

FOUR FOR FRIDAY

Q1 - Shopping Carts: When you're done using a store's shopping cart (bricks-and-mortar, not online), do you return the cart to the store, leave it in the parking lot, or push it into one of those storage areas that takes up all the great parking spots?

I park it in one of the cart corrals. Usually.

Q2 - Global Warming: Do you think global warming is an environmental problem that is causing a serious impact now, or do you think global warming isn't having a serious impact?"

I think fluctuations in the earth's temperature occur over a span of time, the length of which, we haven't been able to measure. It looks bad now. It maybe normal for earth.

Q3 - Prison: At the Southeast State Correctional Facility in Windsor, Vermont, inmates have been told that the facility's prison cats must go. According to SSC's new superintendent, the facility, which for years has allowed cats to come and go as they please, is not conducive to a pet program. If you were in charge of the facility, would you voluntarily parole Ziggy, Marmalade, Smokey and Shane, or would allow them to stay?

I think Vermont may have slipped a cog.

Q4 - Taxes: After federal taxes are collected from the public, do you think the U.S. Congress thinks of the money more as taxpayer money to spend carefully or as their money to spend as they wish?

You're kidding, right? They may act like they will spend responsibly, but inside, I suspect they're really more like frat boys who just spotted a free keg.

Friday Five

1. American football: good times or couldn't care less?

Snore.

2. Do you have a favorite sports team?

The Mets. God help me.

3. What's your favorite junk food?

Starbucks Double Shot Expresso in a can.

4. Are football players paid too much?

Yes. And celebrated too much and watched too much.

5. Who do you think will win this year's Superbowl?

Hmm. This must be last Friday's five. Well, didn't care, didn't watch, looked in the paper to see who won and already forgot. Next.