Saturday, December 16, 2006

What Do You Know?

In this world of uncertainty, what are five things you know for sure?

1. They're not kidding about death and taxes.

2. When a person is absolutely, positively, unrepentantly sure of something, the universe is about to reveal just how wrong one person can be.

3. Never eat at the airport diner.

4. Harlan Ellison was right about television.

5. Babies should come with directions.

2 comments:

  1. Here's another one:

    6. The cavalry ain't coming.

    That's from - oh geez, what's the guy's name - the real person Will Smith's character is based on who went from living on the street with his son to a multi-millionaire stock broker in that movie called, um - you know the one I'm talking about?

    Guess I better add another:

    7. It's true what they say about middle-age memory loss.

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  2. The Pursuit of Happyness. Saw it last week.

    7a. But I can't remember what it is.

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